Feeling Pristine After The Ablutionary Bath At Hardwar

Thursday, September 25, 2008

In Lighter Vein

Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,forgot laughter were called "Saints"
But now they are called.."IT professionals"

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present..Its just that,One loves too much,and
The other loves too many.

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

What is a Fear?Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

Thats a joke dont take it seriously pls.
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man can answer"No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask question..!

Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee... ..... Leave them to us


Anonymous said...

yeah,u guys hv caught me n no. of times in the same situation...speechless!thank ur stars,u hv posted this cheeky one wth a request...'joke,dnt tke it seriously,pl':)


may i requst the anonymous commetrator to pls write the comments with some identity.

Anonymous said...

comments se matlab rakhiye....commentator se nahi:)


I know who is the commentator, it was just for the sake of the readers of this blog. Anyways, i would accept the comments even if they are given in disguise

Anonymous said...

wonder y u wd cntinue to accept my comments.....u r under no duress,no obligation:)neways,thanks...u r way too kind,Sir:) n congratulations...u hv indeed done a splendid job 'belling the CAT'.....keep up the gud work!....god bless u wth the best...always.


I said I have identified you and I dare not reject your comments.

Anonymous said...

Dear Sir,i perfectly well know tht u know who i am from my first comment,n hadnt u recognised me,u wd hv been awarded the dunce's cap,which wd hv been a pity:)u can dare all u want.....its ur blog anyways,plus u hv my blessings!:)


I had the inkling but I was never sure. But that "comments se matlab rakhiye....commentator se nahi" got me scared.